Thursday, November 27, 2008

America's Turkey

Yoon's turkey was delicious. Our national turkey, though, was cooked according to a less careful recipe. As told in a New Yorker cartoon, "Thanksgiving recipes from the US Treasury Department," October 13, 2008, p. 12:

Turkey Stuffed with Seven Hundred Billion Dollars

Large Turkey
Seven hundred billion-dollar bills, crumpled

Place the crumpled bills inside the turkey. Roast until all that remains is a pile of ashes. Enjoy!

1 comment:

Nick Manley said...

Make that 800 billion dollars more!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2008/11/26/MNVN14C8QR.DTL